Q: Why are there so many Sikh money-changers in Singapore?
A: Because they like to deal in Sing dollars.

Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer .... which makes them the Buyee.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn?
A: Ke belakang-pu Singh.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
A: Jasbir Singh.

Q: What is the study of young bhais?
A: Micro-bhailogy.

Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor?
A: At TanTock Singh!

Q: What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days?
A: Sarjit Singh!

Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
A: Bhai-cycles!

Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr Singh undergo?
A: Bhai-pass.

Q: What is the study of Sikhs called?
A: Bhai-ology

Q : Which country is named after a Bhai ?
A: Singh-apore.

Q: What do you call a Bhai in a dilemma?
A: Kepala-pusingh.

Just Passing Through -A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The Owner comes out angrily shouting: Hey, you are trespassing? Sikh answered: Oh No...., I'm Jaspar Singh.